Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the action.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real excitement is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming night.
It's not begging. We’re just offering you the reality.
Guys: Please Fuck You know Right Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Hit that already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Hell Insane
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just check here gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.